Tailgate Toys: The Football Briefcase

Even though the intent of this briefcase is for bachelor parties, I couldn't help thinking it would work well for tailgating. Plus I dig their tagline, "The most sophisticated way to have an incredible time." You know I always look for ways to elevate your tailgates......

It's $499 and it comes with;

• 17" Aluminum Briefcase 
• 1 pair of handcuffs with 2 keys (Um!!??)
• Engraved plaque, personalized with 2 lines of text
• 375 ml Patron Tequila
• 375 ml Grey Goose Vodka 
• 10 Advil tablets 
• 24 Tums Extra Strength chewable tablets 
• (4) 2 oz Red Bull energy shots 
• .37 oz tin of Altoids 
• 0.5 oz of Bausch & Lomb eye drops 
• 1 wine bottle opener 
• 1 deck of cards 
• 5 dice 
• 350 ml Martini shaker 
• 4 shot glasses 

You could always save the money, use the template and build your own supply kit. I think the premise is very clever though. Plus, I like the reason why they call it, "The Football". 

"In the aftermath of the Cuban Missile Crisis, the government saw the need to have a nuclear decision making tool at the ready. JFK nicknamed it The Football for an operation code-named "Dropkick" and the name stuck. Today it is reborn, as the ultimate tool for gentlemen in pursuit of the perfect evening. All we ask is that you don't fumble it."